TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD:Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE:Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE:I is..
TEACHER:No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER:Clyde,your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir.. It’s the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:A teacher

Currently, I just have a seat in front of my laptop, surf the internet and sip a free Nescafe. Yesterday I got my safety kit (helmet, boot and google) from Linda (she is the secretary for HR here, and she quiet cute!). the only thing is that we might not know each other but we are brother..

Below is what I’ve done so far here..

Important criteria of ball mill

• girth gear
• pinion
• motor
• bearing

Characteristic

• total length (m)
• diameter (m)
• speed (min-1)
• power (kW)
• capacity (th-1)

Main

• mill type :
• no of chamber :
• Location :
• Service level:

As both of us are very2 late, we got the last number (9 and 10).So after waiting for about 5 hours, i got my turn. While waiting,we have a chit chat because most of us from the same asessment center (IKWAS).Then i realize that i was talking to E’e girlfriend’s, Waja.Coz while looking at her, it look so familiar but i can’t remember her.

to be continued..

1. MSD IIUM
2. MME Students Site